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The constellation Toilet Tissue

The constellation toilet tissue was discovered in 1873 by a geophysicist and world-famous chef Rudolpho Bananafana.  Using the most precise space measuring equipment known to man, he forged a star map into the side of his couch with a branding iron, sang the alphabet song and then passed out.  He went on to invent cacti, smoking, and the Rolls Royce.  Thank you.

Posted in Thoughts on 2007-12-31 00:00:00.
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