Sections
Calendar
September 2019
S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30          
             

  • Happy birthday Mary Ann!
Members
Not logged in.

RSS feed

 

Stars and Other Crap
Knowledge is Power; Click for neither

The constellation Toilet Tissue

The constellation toilet tissue was discovered in 1873 by a geophysicist and world-famous chef Rudolpho Bananafana.  Using the most precise space measuring equipment known to man, he forged a star map into the side of his couch with a branding iron, sang the alphabet song and then passed out.  He went on to invent cacti, smoking, and the Rolls Royce.  Thank you.

Posted in Thoughts on 2007-12-31 00:00:00.
Hits: 1249