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How to Buy a House
The Housing Bubble Bursting Department
  1. First, find a house.



  2. Make sure the neighbors aren't crappy.



  3. Have someone inspect the house.



  4. Oh yeah, find out if it is for sale.



  5. If it is for sale, pay for it.



  6. The person selling it will give you a piece of paper saying it is now yours.



  7. Get all your crap out of your apartment.



  8. Stuff all your crap into the new house.



  9. Invite lots of people over for a party at the new house.



  10. Success!  You've now bought yourself a house.

 

Posted in Thoughts on 2010-10-15 12:27:00.
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