Coming to a theater near insanity
This is the kind of movie I would make, if left to my own devices. This mock movie trailer took eight hours to make, from concept to post-production. Making an actual movie would certainly have taken months longer, and it, too, would have had the power to infect a population with contagious striped space dementia. That's as good a reason as any to make something like this. Enjoy.
Many thanks to Tai and Mike for the additional voiceover talent.